Going into Rapture

well, it's NOT the end of the world as we know it. rapture has come and gone and humanity has prevailed. looks like there will be a day after tomorrow the day after tomorrow. move aside evangelical christians, the mayans are on the clock with their 2012 prediction. anyways, the apocalypse got me to thinking about what i would do if i somehow stepped into a bomb shelter or dove under water for when the so-called rapture happened and i was the last human being on earth. here's my to-do list in no particular order:

- go to the nearest lexus dealership and commandeer an LFA. go to the indy 500 motor speedway and drive as fast as i wanted.

- hook up an xbox 360 to the big screen in the dallas cowboys stadium and play call of duty.

- walk on the grass.

- feed the animals at the san diego zoo (yes, animals have survived because i say so) and touch the glass

- run the bases at either fenway park or wrigley field. naked.

- go to the supermarket and load up on chips and salsa and twizzlers making sure not to touch the groceries on that magnetic pad after scanning them.

- finding a sniper rifle (barrett .50 cal if i had a choice) and trying to headshot all the mannequins at the mall of america.

- get a dog.

- watch "i am legend" and laugh at the irony of the situation. then barricade myself from vampires knowing they don't exist.

- become the next american idol.

- go to the energysolutions arena (where the utah jazz play) and recreate michael jordan's "final shot" (at the time) from the 1998 NBA finals. the shot must go in.

what would you do?

thanks for reading.

-jdv