Such great Heights

the view from my roof... i wish

what is it about getting as high as possible? drug jokes aside, i actually mean high in the altitudinous sense. as kids, we stack legos or blocks one on top of another. a deck of cards can become a house of cards. a wedding cake can have levels upon levels of cake with the groom and bride right on top. and the greatest example, skyscrapers across the world. mankind has this penchant to look down from what we created as if we were a divine being... or maybe we all feel like jack when he said, "i'm king of the world" on the titanic. 

but anyways, my tip to you: the next time you're able to go to the top floor of any kind of building, preferably more than three floors, go. just press that top floor and go. look out across the great horizon, and take it all in. you won't be disappointed, i promise you. 

hope you are doing well. take care and thanks for reading.

-jdv

Random Musings

- things never go according to plan. cliche, but absolutely true. no matter how organized a person you are, there are just outside influences beyond your control and you can't compensate for these unforeseen circumstances. unless you're a fortune teller, then you absolutely have no reason for things to go awry.

- the houston rockets don't care. watch a lakers game. look at the team chemistry there, look at how the players have the fire for winning, look at a star player who actually shows some emotion out there. all of this is nonexistent in a rockets team that has so much potential. it's frustrating.

- being a grownup is hard. after babysitting three kids, i realize how much i miss the carefree attitude of a child. they're truly in their own little world. whether it be playing the wii, staring at the tv watching the disney channel for way too long, or playing with barbie dolls, life is easy. that used to be me... playing super nintendo all day, watching nickelodeon religiously, or playing with wrestling dolls.

- sleep is definitely not overrated. i would venture to say it's underrated. there is no substitute for a good night's rest.

- i wonder what will happen to those people who work at those factories that produce those new year's eyeglasses that have the two 0's as lenses. it's 2009, we can't make glasses for 2010!!! oh no! i hope they don't get laid off. they had a gOOd run.

- just once, one new year's eve, times square should be filled with prepubescent boys so that they can ring in the new year with a citywide balldrop. as the crystal ball counts down to the new year, the boys count down to their transition into manhood.

- is there any other proper time for a countdown other than new year's?

- it's 2009, shouldn't we have been in flying cars and eating meals in pill form a couple years ago? probably in asia they are, but not in the us. we're so behind the times.

- i feel bad for people born on christmas day. sure, it's awesome, born on christmas day, yay! but, think about it. your day of birth is overshadowed by christmas.

- hypothetically, if an alien is green and it loves to garden, would you say it has a green thumb? that doesn't make any sense. then again, neither does an alien loving to garden, unless your name is E.T.

- danica patrick (girl nascar driver) got a ticket for speeding? yeah, that's not ironic.

- is it me, or are the jonas brothers just hanson reincarnate? three brothers... making catchy pop music... teenage girls going crazy over them...

- the price of gasoline is great. i want to store barrels and barrels of it somewhere and then get maggie gyllenhaal so i can recreate that scene from the dark knight.

- putting christmas lights on a house is just a beating-around-the-bush way of saying, hey, check out my house.

- does santa sweat? my two major issues with this: he lives in the north pole and he has elves to do his work for him. also, now that i think about it, it's not like he works out.

ok, back to work. thanks for reading!

-jdv

I lost my text number, can i have Yours

the other day, my friend leila and i were talking, and in the middle of our discourse, there was the occasional *beep *beep vibrate sound that is associated with the receiving of a text message (well, i guess it depends on your carrier... other variations are *beep vibrate *beep or vibrate *beep *beep... or the simultaneous *beep vibrate). naturally, we began to talk about text messaging for a couple of minutes and it got me to thinking.


what did we do before texting? luckily, i've been able to witness such extraordinary events in my lifetime... michael jordan, the double-popped collar, a new millennium, and the dawning of the text message, and in saying that, i am implying the cell phone in general. i remember eighth grade, graduating class of 2001, no one in my class had a cell phone. at the time, AIM (aol instant messenger) was the means of communication between friends. sure, we would talk on the phone sometimes, but it had to be the house phone and at the time, some people needed their line to be free for internet purposes, or they didn't have call waiting, or if they received a call, their internet would cut off... it's actually pretty funny to think about it now. anyways, i got a trip to the philippines as a gift. in the summer of 2001, i headed over there and had my first encounter with the cell phone. quick side note: sure, i'd seen then them in the movies (the most famous one being the one from the matrix that morpheus had that slid down when he pressed a button... badass! oh, and those mirror glasses that somehow stayed on his face without falling off despite not having any ear rests), but this was a personal encounter. given that the far east is so technologically advanced, at that time, everyone already had their own cell phones. i remember watching all of my cousins dialing away, or what i thought was dialing. in fact, it was texting. i was so intrigued by this. so intrigued that when i got home, i demanded my own cell phone. i got it, along with a badass package, i think something like 200 minutes and 100 text messages a month. however, the fad had not hit the states just yet. luckily, i had AIM on my phone so i could still be in the loop. i remember trying to text friends and they'd respond, dude, just call me. really? because all i have to ask is what the geometry homework is which takes, what, 15 seconds... but t-mobile doesn't see that as 15 seconds... that's a minute to them. so bam, i'm left with 199 minutes. i was about to give up until the trend finally arrived, along with some of the most hideous phones. 

so, i repeat, what did we do before texting? it's amazing to think about. texting is a way to have a continuous conversation throughout a morning or even an entire day. as opposed to talking on the phone when it's live, there is no pressure to break the awkward silence. the lulls in texts could be due to anything... maybe you get something to eat, maybe you grab a nap, maybe forrest gump is on... but you can text right back and pick up from where you left off without skipping a beat. talk about instant gratification. also, there's something about a text message that a person just has to read it. a person doesn't have to pick a phone call up, in fact, they can just send that sucker to voicemail... however, i guarantee you, if they get a text message, they'll read it and either respond or not. as i said, there's something about that characteristic *beep vibrate combination that just forces a person to check their phone. if not, then your phone is on silent!

happy new year and thanks for reading. 

-jdv