Hungry like the Wolf

i think i have a tapeworm living in me today. i think that magically it appeared in my stomach this june 2, 2010. i don't understand it. i've been staaaaaaaaarving the whole day. i'm starving right now, right as i shakily type this out.

i went to bed around one in the morning. right before i ate about 8 or 9 delicious barbecue wings and some rice. i woke up at 6 in the morning (what?!?) hungry and worst of all, i couldn't go back to sleep because of the hunger. i fixed a bowl of strawberry (mmm, strawberry) mini wheats and chomped that down. you know what? i think you could either put the word "strawberry" or "bacon" in front of anything and then it automatically makes the said dish delicious. anyways, i went back to sleep and woke up at 10, stomach growling. so, i fix myself another bowl of mini wheats and then eat some tuna and eggs with rice and hot sauce. go back to bed, wake up around 2 and i'm hungry again (are you noticing a theme here?). no cereal this time or any kind of food. i wasn't giving this tapeworm what it wanted. no sirree.

i'm off to eat some chips and salsa (mmm, salsa). hopefully it gets rid of this stupid tapeworm.

thanks for reading.

-jdv